– Slip sliding my way to 50.
– Watch as I spectacularly kick and scream in protest as I go down.
– All the way down.
– Very Poor and. Desperately Addicted to Coffee.
– I’m prepared to spill the beans for just one cup of joe.
– Spill them all? Make that two.
– Three cups and you’ll need a restraining order.
– My super-power is to talk until your ears bleed.
– Or until you gauge your own eyes out.
– Or until you set yourself on fire… Whichever one comes first.
– Lucky for you all I can do is type here. And type and type.
– See? – Nothing –
– Vegetarian. Borderline Vegan. I know.
– It shouldn’t be possible for me to exist. So.
– Get out while you still can and. Go Figure.
– I am married to a beautiful and kind lady. A gentle soul.
– But still. It’s not easy. What can I say.
– I’m an asshole. Such an asshole. A perfect asshole.
– It’s supposed to take a big man to admit to it.
– But I’m not even that.
– We don’t have any kids. Because.
– Why would we? No seriously; why would we?
– ‘Psychedelic Spirituality’. Or. Spiritually Psychedelic.
– Psuedo-Shaman hippie_type wannabee. I Think. I Feel.
– Quasi-Shaman. Neo-Shaman. Urban-Shaman.
– Consumer-Shaman. Domestic-Shaman.
– A Shaman like in the movies. Uber-Shaman. No Shaman at all.
– Hack-Magickian. Hack-Prophet. For Profit Prophet.
prof_it_e. profitism. seeks the sacred in the mundane.
– Ex-Goth. Maybe. Not sure what you’d call that after age 23.
– Sad? Probably. Never wanted to sponge off my folks.
– To still be living with them. But. Well. Here I am.
– What do I do? He likes to right.
– I pick on my friends. I pick on my family.
– I Pick on Myself. Mostly.
– Wasting Time. Wasting Away. Welcome to PiE. Welcome to Me.


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